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INCREDIBLE

NOW...

Americans are,
without a doubt,
the laziest beings
on the planet!

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and just assume that
considering you've been in denial for some 3,000 years despite having the same information available to you that I'm using,
that you're still in that same blissful state of stupidity
and I've got my work cut out for me.

There's no proof!
Not a shred of evidence to back any of this up with..
just a book that tells countless versions of a great story.

? Hellooo? Absolutely backward!

Let's talk about Faith.Faith is your belief system, yet you contradict yourselves by showing just how little faith you really have.
Santa Claus and the Easter Bunnie have absolutely nothing What-so-ever to do with JC.
Yet, rather than teach your children the true meaning of Christmas and Easter, you feel the need to Candy Coat those holidays until they're old enough to say:
"That's what I was brought up to believe."

WHAT?
You were expecting a little gray alien?

I have a confession: I'm really writing this because I'm jealous!
While you got all this handed to you, to the point of being "brought up to believe,"
       I was made to "look it up, " and told, " not to believe everything I read!"
             So, it's not my fault that I was so misguided.
My parents made me, "think for myself!" (damn them..)
NOW..About this God thing!

...and, if you think about it, it's the only time that you KNOW he's listening .
I mean, he answers your pray right on the spot!
(how cool is that!)
Wow! For a cult that preaches "just say NO," when it comes to sex...
there sure is a lot of hankie-pankie going on!
(sounds a bit backward...don't ya think?)

So, maybe you weren't brainwashed.
And, you're not in denial, either.

AM.

PM.

(that was a pun! Ohh, nevermind!)

God only knows!

OK !