Presidents Day
Just a reminder...
          This is a guide with suggestions to help you get to your destination in an orderly fashion, yet as quickly as possible.
But, it's up to you to take responsibility for your own actions.

I'm NOT a crook!
"I was The President?"
"...of WHAT?""
Twice?
  No Shit!
Hey! That would make the American People
dumber than me, huh?
NO SHIT!