This is a confusing one.
Go out and get totally ripped!
 
We hold these truths to be self-evident that
all men are created equal...
This next one is the only holiday on my list,so far,that is actually celebrated because of its origin, but...
 
 
 

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no longer
is, in fact, a bunch of crap!
All those righteous hipocrates who signed the "declaration" had

SLAVES !
                      (Hell!  Lincoln wouldn't become President for another 88 years!)
These men were created "equal,"
  according to the
"Declaration Of Independence."

 Any of you that celebrate this "holiday"  care to explain that one?